Q: What is corn’s favorite music?

A: Pop.

Q: Why did the fastest cat in class get kicked out of school?

A: He was a cheetah.

Q: Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

A: He just needed a little space.

There was great merriment on Red Nose Day as children throughout all classes got the chance to hear jokes great and corny for their chance to represent their class in the Great Assembly Joke Off. After many chuckles, grimaces, laughs and merriment, our final comedians performed their jokes in front of the whole school. We hope you enjoy them too.

Many thanks to those who contributed to the merriment – the most important part of the day was that we raised £92.10 for Comic Relief.